First Toothpaste War

The First Toothpaste War was a conflict fought on the planet Tropigreen between the Eighth Donut Pact and the Leergian Alliance. Before the Second Toothpaste War, it was known as the Tropigreen War of Toothpaste. The war lasted only two years, but is regarded as one of the bloodiest conflicts ever to take place on a single planet. The end of the war brought about the Age of Leergee, with the Leergian Alliance expanding their reach to four star systems in twelve years. The Alliance would persist for another 84 years before being forcibly absorbed into the Lotsa Spaghetti Coalition.

Prewar
As the nation of Plebior was reformed into the center of the Leergian Alliance, Leergee began to secure large amounts of toothpaste from recently occupied regions. In 7239, he appeared by hologram to the global powers of Tropigreen, falsely expressing peaceful, isolationist intentions. However, in late 7240, Leergee announced his intentions to remake the planet in a public speech as, behind him, the first toothpaste missiles took off.

7240

 * Leergee declares war on the Eighth Donut Pact. Toothpaste missiles hit first the city of Esgateaea, then several other coastal cities and military targets. Most nations are caught by surprise, and much of their forces are eliminated instantly.
 * Orbital toothpaste and conventional satellites rain havoc on the enemy. The Leergian Alliance is one of very few nations to possess weapon satellites, and the only one to have a defense grid against enemy satellites.

Major Battles
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Postwar
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