Statueegee



Statueegee was a Clonegee from the planet Cresko who was also an animate, living statue. He came into existence after a statue of Weegee created by Kleegee was accidentally infused with Weegee's DNA, turning the statue into a Clonegee. Statueegee could move, but preferred not to, as he felt that he belonged as a statue. Statueegee was killed by Bombgee during a bombing raid late one night. The Cresko police believe the attack to be intentional, as Bombgee once stubbed his toe on Statueegee's base. Some still say they have seen Statueegee alive and well, though these rumors are dubious at best.